Just stealing a moment from putting up the Christmas decorations (yes, I am behind a bit) to update so that I am no longer the first thing you see on this page. After observing my children closely through this holiday season I have surmised:
Little C and Honey will get packaging peanuts, tape, cardboard boxes and wrapping paper, on the roll, for Christmas this year. Because they've been good boys, and deep down, that's all every good boy really wants. It should be cost effective.
Miss A cannot watch The Christmas Carol until she's in college. She's been up every night the past few nights telling me that she knows that someone is going to come into her room and that she doesn't like shadows. I remember feeling like that, so I can't do anything but sympathize.
For something to be considered edible to Honey the item must fit in one or more of the following requirements:
1. Dangerous
2. Synthetic material
3. Hard to regurgitate (ie, styrofoam, plastic labels, etc.)
4. Refuse
Anything outside of these parameters must be accompanied with copious amounts of sugar to palatable.
Oh, the little darling is up from his nap. Teething has those babies down to 25 minutes. Chow.
4 years ago

5 comments:
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We are having teeth trouble here, too! Those pesky things.
I love the bit about C and H gifts = wrapping paper, etc. hahahaha Do it in the years you can still get away with it.
Emelia's gifts are along the same lines... another toothbrush to drag around the house with her where ever she goes and a few more large bouncy balls to throw at breakable household wares.
Okay funny girl. You owe me an email with your current address in it or I'm disowning you as my friend.
Also having teething trouble here. Up from 4-6 last night (him, not me :)
Are you avoiding me or do you just not check your comments. Send me your home address! meggiemads@yahoo.com. Or no Christmas card for you, missy!
I hate the unpredictability that teething brings! Ugh. Good luck.
I second Rochelle's email (althoug I could never disown you). I know I have it somewhere, but can't find your address to send my very late Christmas cards. Also, did you change your email address, because the old monksaboo one isn't going through for me. Hope you're having a wonderful season, Love ya Andrea
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